Wednesday, August 21, 2013

CRAZY WIG!!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! OK... so i was just sitting around ant home and then i hear a familiar voice... the voice says, "come to the ice cream shop! 

 so i did. 

OMG! CRAZY WIG! HE'S OK AGAIN! WOW.... This ROCKS!  

"Remember the when Crazy Wig got injured?" said Blueby, "Yeah" i reply. Then Pinko says, " It was DALTON and MIKE that caused it.  They used a giant fan to blow his body in a funny way so he could fall badly."  Then i say kinda surprised, "how do you know this?"  Then Alexis says, "My dad was video taping for the family photo album, and when we watched the video, we just barley saw Dalton and Mike with a big fan. So we are going to get them back..." 

wow...  lets get him back  

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

whats wrong with her?

Ok im sorry i didn't post. i was on a vacation, and i didn't post cuz i was hanging out with my family. So now to Raymond's daily story.


so i was gonna try to talk to Alexis again and i told her my number to my cheap phone, not my good one which she has the number to my good one. I told her because i wanted to text her on my cheap one.

 but then guess who pops up. Dalton.

Guess. which thing did dalton do?



A. played patty cake with the air

B. started chewing his tail

C. being the obnoxious tiger he is, he went and told everyone

D. Started saying "You stole my butt!"


if you guessed A then you were WRONG. it was a trick question. he did both C. AND D. Well i'll have to deal with that soon.

So when i got to my house, Alexis sent me a text, and then we had a brief conversation.

 That's WAY unusual. whats wrong with her???


this post is given credit to strawberry the horse. :D you rock gringersnap!

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

hmm................HMMMM

sorry i haven't posted in a bit...            

So i called the cops on Dalton, AGAIN, and i had a film of Dalton putting MY money somewhere else. so the cops believed me, and Dalton had to give my money back, and he had to pay MORE money.


And today i met up with Alexis at the ice cream shop, and all she did was keep her back to me! she didn't even say hi! whats her deal?


Monday, July 29, 2013

You Liar Dalton!

ugh. So i called the cops on Dalton for stealing my money, and then they took him away.

And they took him to some place, where he had to answer a ton of questions.

he said lies like, "i didnt do it", " i dont know what your talking about", and "i dont know why im here"

im gonna tell the cops AGAIN. With proof.

Friday, July 26, 2013

DALTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alright. Dalton did something that the cops will arrest you for. I'll tell you the story. so i was gonna check on my money,and for some reason it was GONE. GONE, i repeat GONE. So then i walked to his house and asked him if he new anything about it.


i saw he was sweating, so i got REALLY iffy. And he said he had nothing to do about it. So when i walked out his door, i still peeked through the lock to see if anything suspicious happened. Turns out there was. It turns out that HE bought that crystal Rayray and I found. so he walks over to the crystal,

 And takes out A ton of money!

And then he says, "Better put Raymond's money somewhere else...."




 Im calling the cops.

sorry D:

ok, guys, my computer is being stupid because its not letting me save any of my pics. i'm going to try to fix the bug today, and i will post. so, thats why i haven't been posting.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Pepsi is cool after all!!

Pepsi and i got to be friends today! So i'll tell you the story.

I was at the Skate Park glancing at other skaters, when i saw Pepsi. Only this time, he had NO laptop!

 So we started talking about how dumb Dalton is, and i told him the story of me "stealing his butt" and Pepsi told me that he said to him that "Caring is sharing and you ate my hamburger". So yeah Dalton is becoming dumb. and then Pepsi showed me his Skateboard! wow it was cool! and then he started skating with it!

But then some idiot came up to him and said, " hey look, it's stupid face!" and the idiot punched him leaving a bleeding fin! Pepsi started crying. 



So that got me pumped. I walked up to the idiot and showed him how to punch Raymond style.


after that i called his mom to come pick us up because He was bleeding. Like a lot. So the Pepsi thought i was awesome, so now we are friends. Man, all of that boxing as a 5 year old sure paid off!