RAY RAY!

So i was at the mall with Alexis, and she KEPT ON APOLOGIZING for what happened! I kept saying" "it's fine!" "It's ok!" "It's OLD news!" " Please stop!"

          Then Dante walks up to us.

 Then Dante yelps at us, "DALTON'S COMING! APPARENTLY I STOLE HIS BUTT!" I hoped Dalton stopped that. Please stop Dalton.

"AHHHHH!" screams Dante. And there's Dalton.

"YOU FILTHY LITTLE BUTT STEALERS! WA HAHAHAHA!"

I'm gonna make Dalton stop soon.

SO Alexis and i scram home, And as soon as i get home, I start to play Animal Jam. And then,the most random thing happened. Lazers shot around the room.

Iv'e had enough randomness today. And i know who shot the lazers. Ray Ray. Ray Ray ALWAYS wanted a lazer pointer, so she got one, but not JUST a pointer.

So then i go to tell her to PLEASE STOP IT!

And she said "fine." But i'm sure she didn't mean it. Because RIGHT WHEN she said fine, Mom walked by, and Ray Ray accidentally shot her with a lazer. Ugh. Note to self, NEVER TRUST RAY RAY WITH ANYTHING.

 So Mom had to go to the hospital, and she was recovered soon. Don't do it again Ray Ray.

~Raymond

The U G L Y truth. This says it all...

So im sorry i took a long break. I had to think of idea's for this blog. and NO i will NOT stop this blog!!! Thanks, ~slugehammer

So... Wow. This day happens to be. The weirdest of all time. Soooo...... Here is today.

Do you remember when Alexis caught Dalton and Mike using a giant fan to cause crazywig's injury? So this is what it's about.

 Alexis, Blueby, Jay, Pinko, Pepsi, Crazywig, and I went to go to chew out Dalton and Mike.

"OK. Whats this about?! Hey, its Raymond, the GUY WHO STOLE MY BUTT!" Griped Dalton.

"CALM IT." yelled Mike.

"We are here to show you what you did." mellowed Pinko.

 

"What did we do??????" Questioned Mike. 

We KNEW Mike was trying to get him and Dalton out of it, so i think he's truly the victim of the injury. 

"Here is a picture of what you did." 

"HUH?" Dalton said. 

"Thats NOT us!" boomed mike. 

"OH YES IT IS! THEN HOW ARE YOU ON THE PHOTO!" Yelled Alexis. 

"Maybe because, it photo shopped? We don't even know when Alexis's birthday is!" Mike explained. 

All of us were shocked. And we were SUSPICIOUS. We all shot looks at Alexis.

Alexis finally shoots out, "OK FINE. I PHOTO SHOPPED IT! I MADE DALTON PAY THE BILL! i just really didn't like him, so i wanted him to pay the price for all of the things he's done!" 

"Alexis. That's evil." Said Jay. "You'll HAVE to go to court for that." 

"But wait..." I point out "Who WAS the person holding the fan?" 

 We were all wondering. So i asked Alexis to Erase the photoshop to show who it REALLY was. 

RAY RAY'S BEST FRIEND???  

"ok ok. I am friends with that raccoon! I just wanted to protect her!" Alexis admits. 

4 hours ago detectives realized ray ray's friend was the person who killed CRAJI MAJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

SO THAT'S WHY ALEXIS WAS TEXTING ME WEIRDLY! SHE DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT DOING THIS! 

So meanwhile at court, Alexis had to pay a fine of $250,500! 

Ugh. Alexis said she was sorry... I mean DEEEEEPPPPPLY sorry. And idk what happened to the other raccoon... And i don't want to know. So WHAT A DAY! 

"Hey friends, im sorry i did this. I don't feel right anymore. I just wanted a little attention, and i wanted to protect my friend. i feel horrible. I mean super horrible." Alexis said saddly. 

"It's ok. Just, we don't know why you would do something like this! it's MEAN. Like REALLY MEAN." 

Jay says. 

Well, soon this will be old news. And Alexis will have something added on her criminal record. 

~Raymond