Monday, July 29, 2013

You Liar Dalton!

ugh. So i called the cops on Dalton for stealing my money, and then they took him away.

And they took him to some place, where he had to answer a ton of questions.

he said lies like, "i didnt do it", " i dont know what your talking about", and "i dont know why im here"

im gonna tell the cops AGAIN. With proof.

Friday, July 26, 2013

DALTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alright. Dalton did something that the cops will arrest you for. I'll tell you the story. so i was gonna check on my money,and for some reason it was GONE. GONE, i repeat GONE. So then i walked to his house and asked him if he new anything about it.


i saw he was sweating, so i got REALLY iffy. And he said he had nothing to do about it. So when i walked out his door, i still peeked through the lock to see if anything suspicious happened. Turns out there was. It turns out that HE bought that crystal Rayray and I found. so he walks over to the crystal,

 And takes out A ton of money!

And then he says, "Better put Raymond's money somewhere else...."




 Im calling the cops.

sorry D:

ok, guys, my computer is being stupid because its not letting me save any of my pics. i'm going to try to fix the bug today, and i will post. so, thats why i haven't been posting.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Pepsi is cool after all!!

Pepsi and i got to be friends today! So i'll tell you the story.

I was at the Skate Park glancing at other skaters, when i saw Pepsi. Only this time, he had NO laptop!

 So we started talking about how dumb Dalton is, and i told him the story of me "stealing his butt" and Pepsi told me that he said to him that "Caring is sharing and you ate my hamburger". So yeah Dalton is becoming dumb. and then Pepsi showed me his Skateboard! wow it was cool! and then he started skating with it!

But then some idiot came up to him and said, " hey look, it's stupid face!" and the idiot punched him leaving a bleeding fin! Pepsi started crying. 



So that got me pumped. I walked up to the idiot and showed him how to punch Raymond style.


after that i called his mom to come pick us up because He was bleeding. Like a lot. So the Pepsi thought i was awesome, so now we are friends. Man, all of that boxing as a 5 year old sure paid off!

Sunday, July 21, 2013

He is.. a bit... well... strange...

Uhhh.... Dalton is acting WAY different then usual. So today i was playing fruit slinger, and of course Dalton walks up to me. But this is the weirdest argument we have ever had.

Dalton's EXACT quote:   YO bro, YOU STOLE MY BUTT! NOW MY SISTER THINKS IM A LAPTOP!!

Then i boom "OK Dalton. You took this WAY to far. Just why do you even bother?"

               "Well because my butt is gone. THAT is a huge thing! now i cant go poo, i cant pl-"

               "Shut up! go act stupid somewhere else!" Thanks to squidward! 

And then he walks away like he just lost his Ophone.


And then he yells at me, "You have been i vile citizen to society!"


Wow Dalton. He is ALWAYS trying to make a way to bully me.even if it's that dumb.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

WHAT WE WILL DO!!

Rayray and i decided what we would do with the money. save some for Christmas, save some for collage, and we will use the rest for fun things like a new phone for me, and a P3DS for Rayray. Im sure exiting things will happen tomorrow!




Tuesday, July 16, 2013

A CRYSTAL??

Alright.. FOR SOME REASON... the phantom just stopped today. i couldn't blog because they broke my computer.and now its fixed. All that happened, was that a few explosions went off, and nothing really. The Animal GoGo news said that about 10 people died. Im just glad Jay and Alexis didn't. OK.. we are done with that.    

And another Announcement is that Raymond the raccoon videos will start WHENEVER. So don't keep your high hopes every day.


So now to todays bloging. Rayray and I were mining around the school.. (Don't tell the teachers!)
And we found something really really epic! NO.. like Really really cool. No epic that sounds better.

 Its was awesome.. But Rayray and I didn't want it. So we looked up how much money it was.
You won't believe it. it was 3,000 dollars. Ill tell you what we are going to do when we sell it tommorrow!

Thursday, July 11, 2013

WHAAAUUTT???

Before i get to todays post, i have to explain somethin. Raymond the raccoon videos will now be created because of the poll. BUT, they will NOT be my daily post! They will be on a different page named "Raymond the raccoon vids" They will be published once a week. So please enjoy this!


Now to the daily post.

I was just talking to Jay at Jay's house about the new episode of "The Airplanes", and he didnt get it at all. WELL, thats because hes the opposite of a nerd. Im sort of a nerd, not really though. And right when i was going to explain who "Emperor Palpatine" was, some AWFULLY strange/scary happened.

 A METEORITE dropped through the ceiling! It was scary as heck!!!!! :O!!!



SO.. When i was strolling back home very carefully ANOTHER METEORITE dropped!

IT WAS SCARY! so i went sprinting back at my home when a HORRIBLE sight met my eyes.



ALL of my CAGED phantoms were GONE! WHATS HAPPENING??!!

Monday, July 8, 2013

Hmm. Dumbest show ever.

Rayray my baby sister is now watching the airplanes, because we got a new HD TV with on demand and it can do all sorts of things. My parents install my PZ 3 and Ninfendo 65 in there, too. And i was watching with her, because she loves me watching TV with her. Next im gonna get her to watch Indiana Cones.



And when i saw the episode, i saw this.

And Gecky The Gecko said this. im not lying. Exact quote: "But GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT, we HAVE to give back Mace Windu's purple light saber, by delivering it to Corascaunt!" OK. WEIRD NERDS! to the people that dont get this i will explain. At the moment the say that, Mace Windu is at the large planet filled with city about to kill emperor palpatine, and Anikin throws his light saber out the window. It's something from Star Wars. So i forgot to mention, Gecky is a NERD. thats why he was talking about star wars.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Rayray?

OK. Today mom came home with a HUGE surprise. My new BABY SISTER! WOWWWWW! i cant wait to see how many fun things i can do with her! I'll post about her tomorrow.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Dalton + The Airplanes

OK. to get you started im gonna tell you what the "notes" where about. So the director of this little kids show was borrowing many things. So, read the notes and you will see what object likes what. So yeah i got my phantoms back. By the way, the little kids show was named, "The Airplanes" :/

  ok Now to the next part. So I went to my uncle Liony's house for a freedom day party. and i had nobody to hang out with, until i saw blueby.
And yes he invited ALL the kids in town to come. Next Dalton comes in. And then Dalton shouts, "Hey, look Raymond i new you didnt want ALEXIS as your girl friend!"  Then  i say "If only you had a girl friend in your life. Im just hanging out with my friend Blueby!" Next Dalton says "But shes a girl. you cant hang out with a girl and it not being your girl friend. Some day you will get married to blueby! "WRONG." Answers my uncle. "Why not you just get out of my house, if your gonna mess with any kids. If you would like to stay, SHUT UP!"


 
Instead, Dalton left. Man i love my uncle.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

This is SO WEIRD!

Today was very awkward. so i call Jay over to come tell me if anything happened, and he said that his bed was missing when he woke up, and he was sleeping next to a squished potato. This is the note HE got.

Then we started talking about WHO it might be. None of the guesses where that good. And then i called Alexis over.

She said that she had 16 stuffed animals missing and she got ANOTHER note.

:I On the fourth of july i will find out who this is.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Uhh ok then bilbutt....

so today was awkward..VERY awkward... so i was at my house..

and i decided to go to the phanto arcado.
then i came back home.
And TWO of my phantoms were GONE. And there was a note under where the caged phantom was.

 

0_0. Nice spelling Bilbutt