Alexis's Birthday!

This party was really fun, until someone came home crying. So we played outside and other stuff for a bit, and then we gave Alexis her awesome cake a made, and presents.

I gave her a snow cannon, Her dad gave her a laptop, crazywig the monkey gave her a gingerbread house, Tusky gave her an old map that leads to an old cave that has "Gold and diamonds in it" pandy gave her bongo drums, Abby gave her a Dalton doll that you punch, Watermelon gave her the egg  on pedestal she really wanted, and Blueby gave her the awesome soccer figure that Alexis wanted.


So then we ate my cake which was wayyyyyy better than i expected. After that we did another game. So the object of the game was you had to jump off the side of her deck, (which is what we were on in the picture above) and land in the water. So first Tusky jumped and then Crazywig got ready.
and then jumped.

     but then Crazywig made the wrong pose to be in while falling, so he got shifted to the right.

And then he broke his right leg.

 

Next his mom came and took him to the hospital, and Abby prayed to god that Crazywig was ok, and we played more games, while hoping Crazywig was okay. 

~Raymond

Cake for Alexis

so my mom wants we to cook Alexis a cake because her birthday is tomorrow. I'll post about that tomorrow. And then i realized that her favorite color was purple, so i made a purple cake. So what i did was  i poured the purple flower in a bowl.

Then i poured in the green dye, sauce thing in the bowl,

 next i mixed it up,

put it in the oven,

and got an awesome purple cake! I wonder what she will think about it!

Thanks

I thank user, "Amy Jiao" for giving me the suggestion. I was thinking about it and i figured that i could hang out with BOTH of jay and alexis. if i never hung out with alexis, her girl-friends would get all mad at me. So HUGE thanks to "Amy Jiao" :)

is this good?

ok, so i havent posted in a while. Please forgive me! Well back to today. So i was talking to alexis at recess, (And by the way i dont know what all these humans are talking about about Sum-mer.. WHAT IS THAT?) and jay calls me over.

 

He says that im hanging out with Alexis to much and maybe should try hanging out with him and some other people more. so then he tells me "Raymond, this probably is'nt a good thing. one, everyone is talking about you two, and your not hanging out with me anymore. Alexis is trying to take you away from me, so you will hang out with her more." 

i say, "C'mon man, Alexis wouldn't do that!" Then he says, "I'm not so sure." 

So one question remains, is this a bad thing? Post in the comments what you think.

He's dead.

So... Today was Cragi Maji's funeral. Alexis was crying again. which, of course i don't mind. I have to admit, I kinda cried, too.

When i saw the 2 year old in the family of craji maji's, THAT is what made me cry. He had no idea what was going. On. His older brother died. And Alexis cried, so i brought her to the back and gave her favorite candy, sour kids patch.

WOAH CRAJI MAJI!

  Today was so cool AND SCARY! I saved Alexis from dying today! So Alexis and I were wandering the local mall..

When She and I see the famous phantom singer Craji Maji! (phantom in crown)

And Alexis and I start to talk to him.

When suddenly...

                                 

 

Woah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone with a flamethrower flames him! But before Alexis could have been killed, I tackled her the opposite way the fire was. 

After this everyone had to evacuate the building immediately. 

 Not only that, but Since i saved Alexis her mom said that she'll give me 10 pieces of candy whenever she sees me, which she always sees me. :3 

IM HAVIN NIGHTMARES!

Ugh! creepy croc is scaring me so much! so this is what he did: So we met at the field at school and he gave me this note:

ahhh..... and you think thats creepy? Guess what else happened? This. Someone or something call me on my phone and said, "Are you home alone?" yeah, that happened.

Dalton Salt?

I'm internet famous on this stupid website, Dalton Salt. I don't know why Dalton named it that, but here is how it happened. So, i was at the Phanto Arcado, and Alexis Walked up to me. 

And we talk for a bit and then do a bro-hug. 

 

then i see a flash, and I see Dalton, and this only means one thing, he posted it on Dalton Salt.

So here is the webpage: 

I'm only focused on his followers. :P