NO! ITS REVEALED!

NO!! Dalton friggin told everyone Alexis and I had a crush on each other! >:( So here is what happened,
So Alexis, and her friends were hanging out for a "Stay At School Day". (Why did they even make that day for my school?!) And basically you just stay at school and hang for 3 more hours :I.

And They wanted me to do "The Test". The test is, you have to name all the things you like about the other person. Man, i hate it when girls do this! So after 50 more complements, I see someone in the bushes, So i pointed him out.

 IT WAS DALTON!! And guess what he does?

HE TELLS AND YELLS WE LIKE EACH OTHER AT THE FIELD!

So this was a bust. What wonders will come for tomorrow? Oh and by the way, Lenssey's was awesome!

GREATEST. DAY. EVER.

ok.. THIS IS A BOYS BIGGEST DREAM!! So, i'll tell you What happened. So Jay and I were watching Dalton keep tackling his friends in football, and Abby walks over to us from her big Kool Gurls Club, at least that's what the call it.

"Please, Come over here, Raymond." So as i trail down Abby, i see her girl gang with Pinko, Blusey, Alexis, and Abby.                                                                            

 "Raymond, read this.." Alexis says. OHH A NOTE! OH MY GOSH. HERE IS THE NOTE.
     

I'm going totally! See ya at Lennsey's!
                                       

Dalton is hurt??!!

Woah today was exiting! So jay and I were hanging out at my house,

and suddenly Mike walks in, one of Dalton's drones.

 "DUDE!! JAY!! RAYMOND! DALTON IS HURT! CAN YOU HELP HIM??" then Jay replies, "No, hes the dude who broke my left paw, and Pepsi's laptop"  "How about you Raymond?" Then i say "well, i agree with Jay." "Fine." Mike says "here is a picture of him and what happened."

                                        Then he walks up to me and shows a picture with his 50 73 partoss cam. WOAH! he has one of those?!

 

so, here is the picture. 

OH MY GOSH THAT'S GOTTA HURT! Those things can rip off skin! 

So, Jay and I decide to walk over and help Dalton. 

And wow that kid is injured! That tough big guy is even crying! 

so i call Dalton's mom and he gets stitches. poor Dalton. 

But anyway, lesson learned. just because a bully is hurt really bad, doesn't mean you shouldn't help.

UGH! detention!

Today i got detention. i'll tell you how it happened. So it was recess..

and i spotted Dalton and his gang coming for Pepsi the penguin and his laptop.

Then he says: "Hey dumb head, give me your laptop" and Pepsi was so scared he did.



                                           So he yanks his laptop......

 

and THROWS it on the ice garden.. and Pepsi was crying

"You'll! *sniff* pay for that! *sob*" Pepsi cries.. literally.. 

And then Dalton PUNCHES his nose, breaking it. 

Man, i got SO MAD, i jumped on him and gave him  BLACK EYE! i really did! So that's how we both got detention today, and Pepsi went to the hospital, AND DALTON HAD TO PAY BOTH BILLS! THE COMPUTER AND HOSPITAL!!! What an awesome day yet not! 

there's me in detention.. :(

School.. POOPY!

ugh todays the first day of school. that sucks. summer was so fun, and Jay  broke hid left paw because of Dalton pulling it the wrong way. Man, i would PUNCH that kid if i had the chance. But i guess my seating arrangement is cool. this creepy croc next to me keeps saying "10 minuets..." and whenever he does that i just elbow him. and in front of me is Jay. He keeps passing me notes that either say, "OHH! U LIKE ALEXIS!" Or "Poop in a basket makes it better." Oh ya, i should tell who Alexis is. shes my BIG crush. We text and everything! I hope she thinks the same to.

 GUIDE!!!

Creepy croc: teh dude next to me

Abby: the giraffe who likes eating bottles of ketchup

Alexis: the purple seal

Jay: you know who he is

Dale: the brown seal who's AWESOME at drawing

and Mr.Ted. Gives you the stink eye when your talking

hey.. i'm Raymond

Hey im Raymond the Raccoon.. i'm funny, competitive, and popular.

 

The fox next to me is Jay, my best friend.. or #2. or #3.. idk.