HALLOWEEN!!!

Hey guys! i'm here to tell you about Halloween! So it was awesome! except for a few parts... I'll tell you those "few parts".

 So i was just walking around with Jay, and Ray Ray at the trick-or-treating site...

And Jay and I decided to go to Lide's house... and a HUGE surprise whacked us right in the face. Jay and I's math teacher, Mr.Talen jump out of the door.

 

And Mr.Talen said, "Instead of, delicious treats, how about delicious math homework!" Mr.Talen says.

"Its due on Monday."

So Jay and I sat there shocked. But Ray Ray on the other hand, said, 

"I don't know how to ummm, est-im-ate? quotients. Say, whats a quotient?" 

SO then she just throws it in Mike's basketball hoop.

So Ray Ray decides she had enough candy, but Jay and I just hang in there. After a while, we go to Dalton's house. We have NO idea why we went, but we did. So we find his house, and i was surprised!

His house was in the middle of the most unpopular part of jamma! And his shape was in the car! So we go to knock on the door, and Dalton's mom comes up. 

"Well hello Raymond and Jay! Dalton requested SPECIAL candy for you, Raymond!"

So i thought that was pretty nice of Dalton! So then when Dalton's mom closes her door, i dig for the candy Dalton gave me. i opened it up, and orange pumpkin goo spattered all over me. 

"Yeah Raymond... Special candy for you!"  Cracks Jay.

"Shut up." I reply 

So that was That. BUT i did get my favorite candy! i got 16 of my favorite candy! My favorite candy is Bursters. It's a mix of skittles,star burst, and sour patch. Its AWESOME!!! here is the wrapper: 

Don't ask me why they said, bursta-lic-ios... not burstalicious...  AND don't ask me why there is a guy with fire coming out of his mouth.... So my Halloween rocked! 

~Raymond

RAY RAY!

So i was at the mall with Alexis, and she KEPT ON APOLOGIZING for what happened! I kept saying" "it's fine!" "It's ok!" "It's OLD news!" " Please stop!"

          Then Dante walks up to us.

 Then Dante yelps at us, "DALTON'S COMING! APPARENTLY I STOLE HIS BUTT!" I hoped Dalton stopped that. Please stop Dalton.

"AHHHHH!" screams Dante. And there's Dalton.

"YOU FILTHY LITTLE BUTT STEALERS! WA HAHAHAHA!"

I'm gonna make Dalton stop soon.

SO Alexis and i scram home, And as soon as i get home, I start to play Animal Jam. And then,the most random thing happened. Lazers shot around the room.

Iv'e had enough randomness today. And i know who shot the lazers. Ray Ray. Ray Ray ALWAYS wanted a lazer pointer, so she got one, but not JUST a pointer.

So then i go to tell her to PLEASE STOP IT!

And she said "fine." But i'm sure she didn't mean it. Because RIGHT WHEN she said fine, Mom walked by, and Ray Ray accidentally shot her with a lazer. Ugh. Note to self, NEVER TRUST RAY RAY WITH ANYTHING.

 So Mom had to go to the hospital, and she was recovered soon. Don't do it again Ray Ray.

~Raymond

The U G L Y truth. This says it all...

So im sorry i took a long break. I had to think of idea's for this blog. and NO i will NOT stop this blog!!! Thanks, ~slugehammer

So... Wow. This day happens to be. The weirdest of all time. Soooo...... Here is today.

Do you remember when Alexis caught Dalton and Mike using a giant fan to cause crazywig's injury? So this is what it's about.

 Alexis, Blueby, Jay, Pinko, Pepsi, Crazywig, and I went to go to chew out Dalton and Mike.

"OK. Whats this about?! Hey, its Raymond, the GUY WHO STOLE MY BUTT!" Griped Dalton.

"CALM IT." yelled Mike.

"We are here to show you what you did." mellowed Pinko.

 

"What did we do??????" Questioned Mike. 

We KNEW Mike was trying to get him and Dalton out of it, so i think he's truly the victim of the injury. 

"Here is a picture of what you did." 

"HUH?" Dalton said. 

"Thats NOT us!" boomed mike. 

"OH YES IT IS! THEN HOW ARE YOU ON THE PHOTO!" Yelled Alexis. 

"Maybe because, it photo shopped? We don't even know when Alexis's birthday is!" Mike explained. 

All of us were shocked. And we were SUSPICIOUS. We all shot looks at Alexis.

Alexis finally shoots out, "OK FINE. I PHOTO SHOPPED IT! I MADE DALTON PAY THE BILL! i just really didn't like him, so i wanted him to pay the price for all of the things he's done!" 

"Alexis. That's evil." Said Jay. "You'll HAVE to go to court for that." 

"But wait..." I point out "Who WAS the person holding the fan?" 

 We were all wondering. So i asked Alexis to Erase the photoshop to show who it REALLY was. 

RAY RAY'S BEST FRIEND???  

"ok ok. I am friends with that raccoon! I just wanted to protect her!" Alexis admits. 

4 hours ago detectives realized ray ray's friend was the person who killed CRAJI MAJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

SO THAT'S WHY ALEXIS WAS TEXTING ME WEIRDLY! SHE DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT DOING THIS! 

So meanwhile at court, Alexis had to pay a fine of $250,500! 

Ugh. Alexis said she was sorry... I mean DEEEEEPPPPPLY sorry. And idk what happened to the other raccoon... And i don't want to know. So WHAT A DAY! 

"Hey friends, im sorry i did this. I don't feel right anymore. I just wanted a little attention, and i wanted to protect my friend. i feel horrible. I mean super horrible." Alexis said saddly. 

"It's ok. Just, we don't know why you would do something like this! it's MEAN. Like REALLY MEAN." 

Jay says. 

Well, soon this will be old news. And Alexis will have something added on her criminal record. 

~Raymond

CRAZY WIG!!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! OK... so i was just sitting around ant home and then i hear a familiar voice... the voice says, "come to the ice cream shop! 

 so i did. 

OMG! CRAZY WIG! HE'S OK AGAIN! WOW.... This ROCKS!  

"Remember the when Crazy Wig got injured?" said Blueby, "Yeah" i reply. Then Pinko says, " It was DALTON and MIKE that caused it.  They used a giant fan to blow his body in a funny way so he could fall badly."  Then i say kinda surprised, "how do you know this?"  Then Alexis says, "My dad was video taping for the family photo album, and when we watched the video, we just barley saw Dalton and Mike with a big fan. So we are going to get them back..." 

wow...  lets get him back  

whats wrong with her?

Ok im sorry i didn't post. i was on a vacation, and i didn't post cuz i was hanging out with my family. So now to Raymond's daily story.


so i was gonna try to talk to Alexis again and i told her my number to my cheap phone, not my good one which she has the number to my good one. I told her because i wanted to text her on my cheap one.

 but then guess who pops up. Dalton.

Guess. which thing did dalton do?



A. played patty cake with the air

B. started chewing his tail

C. being the obnoxious tiger he is, he went and told everyone

D. Started saying "You stole my butt!"


if you guessed A then you were WRONG. it was a trick question. he did both C. AND D. Well i'll have to deal with that soon.

So when i got to my house, Alexis sent me a text, and then we had a brief conversation.

 That's WAY unusual. whats wrong with her???


this post is given credit to strawberry the horse. :D you rock gringersnap!

hmm................HMMMM

sorry i haven't posted in a bit...            

So i called the cops on Dalton, AGAIN, and i had a film of Dalton putting MY money somewhere else. so the cops believed me, and Dalton had to give my money back, and he had to pay MORE money.

And today i met up with Alexis at the ice cream shop, and all she did was keep her back to me! she didn't even say hi! whats her deal?

You Liar Dalton!

ugh. So i called the cops on Dalton for stealing my money, and then they took him away.

And they took him to some place, where he had to answer a ton of questions.

he said lies like, "i didnt do it", " i dont know what your talking about", and "i dont know why im here"

im gonna tell the cops AGAIN. With proof.

DALTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alright. Dalton did something that the cops will arrest you for. I'll tell you the story. so i was gonna check on my money,and for some reason it was GONE. GONE, i repeat GONE. So then i walked to his house and asked him if he new anything about it.

i saw he was sweating, so i got REALLY iffy. And he said he had nothing to do about it. So when i walked out his door, i still peeked through the lock to see if anything suspicious happened. Turns out there was. It turns out that HE bought that crystal Rayray and I found. so he walks over to the crystal,

 And takes out A ton of money!

And then he says, "Better put Raymond's money somewhere else...."




 Im calling the cops.

sorry D:

ok, guys, my computer is being stupid because its not letting me save any of my pics. i'm going to try to fix the bug today, and i will post. so, thats why i haven't been posting.

Pepsi is cool after all!!

Pepsi and i got to be friends today! So i'll tell you the story.

I was at the Skate Park glancing at other skaters, when i saw Pepsi. Only this time, he had NO laptop!

 So we started talking about how dumb Dalton is, and i told him the story of me "stealing his butt" and Pepsi told me that he said to him that "Caring is sharing and you ate my hamburger". So yeah Dalton is becoming dumb. and then Pepsi showed me his Skateboard! wow it was cool! and then he started skating with it!

But then some idiot came up to him and said, " hey look, it's stupid face!" and the idiot punched him leaving a bleeding fin! Pepsi started crying. 



So that got me pumped. I walked up to the idiot and showed him how to punch Raymond style.

after that i called his mom to come pick us up because He was bleeding. Like a lot. So the Pepsi thought i was awesome, so now we are friends. Man, all of that boxing as a 5 year old sure paid off!

He is.. a bit... well... strange...

Uhhh.... Dalton is acting WAY different then usual. So today i was playing fruit slinger, and of course Dalton walks up to me. But this is the weirdest argument we have ever had.

Dalton's EXACT quote:   YO bro, YOU STOLE MY BUTT! NOW MY SISTER THINKS IM A LAPTOP!!

Then i boom "OK Dalton. You took this WAY to far. Just why do you even bother?"

               "Well because my butt is gone. THAT is a huge thing! now i cant go poo, i cant pl-"

               "Shut up! go act stupid somewhere else!" Thanks to squidward! 

And then he walks away like he just lost his Ophone.

And then he yells at me, "You have been i vile citizen to society!"


Wow Dalton. He is ALWAYS trying to make a way to bully me.even if it's that dumb.

WHAT WE WILL DO!!

Rayray and i decided what we would do with the money. save some for Christmas, save some for collage, and we will use the rest for fun things like a new phone for me, and a P3DS for Rayray. Im sure exiting things will happen tomorrow!

A CRYSTAL??

Alright.. FOR SOME REASON... the phantom just stopped today. i couldn't blog because they broke my computer.and now its fixed. All that happened, was that a few explosions went off, and nothing really. The Animal GoGo news said that about 10 people died. Im just glad Jay and Alexis didn't. OK.. we are done with that.    

And another Announcement is that Raymond the raccoon videos will start WHENEVER. So don't keep your high hopes every day.


So now to todays bloging. Rayray and I were mining around the school.. (Don't tell the teachers!)
And we found something really really epic! NO.. like Really really cool. No epic that sounds better.

 Its was awesome.. But Rayray and I didn't want it. So we looked up how much money it was.

You won't believe it. it was 3,000 dollars. Ill tell you what we are going to do when we sell it tommorrow!

WHAAAUUTT???

Before i get to todays post, i have to explain somethin. Raymond the raccoon videos will now be created because of the poll. BUT, they will NOT be my daily post! They will be on a different page named "Raymond the raccoon vids" They will be published once a week. So please enjoy this!


Now to the daily post.

I was just talking to Jay at Jay's house about the new episode of "The Airplanes", and he didnt get it at all. WELL, thats because hes the opposite of a nerd. Im sort of a nerd, not really though. And right when i was going to explain who "Emperor Palpatine" was, some AWFULLY strange/scary happened.

 A METEORITE dropped through the ceiling! It was scary as heck!!!!! :O!!!



SO.. When i was strolling back home very carefully ANOTHER METEORITE dropped!

IT WAS SCARY! so i went sprinting back at my home when a HORRIBLE sight met my eyes.

ALL of my CAGED phantoms were GONE! WHATS HAPPENING??!!

Hmm. Dumbest show ever.

Rayray my baby sister is now watching the airplanes, because we got a new HD TV with on demand and it can do all sorts of things. My parents install my PZ 3 and Ninfendo 65 in there, too. And i was watching with her, because she loves me watching TV with her. Next im gonna get her to watch Indiana Cones.

And when i saw the episode, i saw this.

And Gecky The Gecko said this. im not lying. Exact quote: "But GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT, we HAVE to give back Mace Windu's purple light saber, by delivering it to Corascaunt!" OK. WEIRD NERDS! to the people that dont get this i will explain. At the moment the say that, Mace Windu is at the large planet filled with city about to kill emperor palpatine, and Anikin throws his light saber out the window. It's something from Star Wars. So i forgot to mention, Gecky is a NERD. thats why he was talking about star wars.

Rayray?

OK. Today mom came home with a HUGE surprise. My new BABY SISTER! WOWWWWW! i cant wait to see how many fun things i can do with her! I'll post about her tomorrow.

Dalton + The Airplanes

OK. to get you started im gonna tell you what the "notes" where about. So the director of this little kids show was borrowing many things. So, read the notes and you will see what object likes what. So yeah i got my phantoms back. By the way, the little kids show was named, "The Airplanes" :/

  ok Now to the next part. So I went to my uncle Liony's house for a freedom day party. and i had nobody to hang out with, until i saw blueby.

And yes he invited ALL the kids in town to come. Next Dalton comes in. And then Dalton shouts, "Hey, look Raymond i new you didnt want ALEXIS as your girl friend!"  Then  i say "If only you had a girl friend in your life. Im just hanging out with my friend Blueby!" Next Dalton says "But shes a girl. you cant hang out with a girl and it not being your girl friend. Some day you will get married to blueby! "WRONG." Answers my uncle. "Why not you just get out of my house, if your gonna mess with any kids. If you would like to stay, SHUT UP!"

 

Instead, Dalton left. Man i love my uncle.

This is SO WEIRD!

Today was very awkward. so i call Jay over to come tell me if anything happened, and he said that his bed was missing when he woke up, and he was sleeping next to a squished potato. This is the note HE got.

Then we started talking about WHO it might be. None of the guesses where that good. And then i called Alexis over.

She said that she had 16 stuffed animals missing and she got ANOTHER note.

:I On the fourth of july i will find out who this is.

Uhh ok then bilbutt....

so today was awkward..VERY awkward... so i was at my house..

and i decided to go to the phanto arcado.

then i came back home.

And TWO of my phantoms were GONE. And there was a note under where the caged phantom was.

 

0_0. Nice spelling Bilbutt