Happy St.DEATTHHHHHHHHH'S day

So today i felt unusual. I felt like somebody was watching me. to my surprise, i found a rainbow! i started following it, and tracing it down, until i found a pot of gold, with only something like, 3 gold coins. i waited there, until a leprechaun appeared!

 

I started asking it to grant my wishes and give me good luck, but every single time I tried,  

 it just sang a song about beans and apples falling in love. i got mad so i kicked it, and it fell in the pot of gold and yelled, "BUT THAT'S NOT IT! Also, the broccoli eat the bean and the apple got mad! So YOU are the apple!"

               I started to get concerned and i was confused, so i kinda sat there and the the "Lucky" leprechaun finish his story. But then Dalton came over and started STOMPING on the leprechaun!

sorry about photo error 

i got sad! I mean i know that leprechaun was stupid, but it died! I have no idea what is going to happen to me! what if i get BAD LUCK?! 

~Raymond

Jamaalidays are going downhill!!!

So guys, sorry about the huge gap in time. Anyway....... it's December 23rd, almost Jamaaliday!

And its been horrible. Jay, Crazywig, Rayray and I were having fun in the snow until Dalton came up with his new snow cannon, which he got for his birthday on Dec 12th.

 and he blasted my sister Rayray with like 4 pounds of snow.

and she started crying

So i start to walk up to stupid Dalton and i push away his snow cannon.

And just as i was about to get violent, Dalton got nailed in the head with 2 snowballs.

I look back at where the snowballs came from, and i saw Jay and Crazywig standing there with some freshly made snowballs.

"SNOWBALL FIGHT!" yelled Jay

So as Jay and Crazywig started pegging Dalton, i look over and see Pepsi covered in hot cocoa. I start to clean him off and i see that Mike had poured it all over Pepsi.

So Dalton ran away,and Crazywig boomed, "VICTORY SCREECH!! OOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!"  and I saw Mike just standing there.

now we just have one more person to throw snowballs at, too.



So later on, My family figured Rayray got a bad frostbite, yet she's only six years old. So she was sobbing for a very good reason. And my mom was going koo koo at the moment and let Rayray open a Jamaaliday present.

And she got so surprised when she saw that she got a little miniature of her favorite character from the video game she loves,  "Soccer Goal 60". So things are looking pretty good from here.

~Raymond

HALLOWEEN!!!

Hey guys! i'm here to tell you about Halloween! So it was awesome! except for a few parts... I'll tell you those "few parts".

 So i was just walking around with Jay, and Ray Ray at the trick-or-treating site...

And Jay and I decided to go to Lide's house... and a HUGE surprise whacked us right in the face. Jay and I's math teacher, Mr.Talen jump out of the door.

 

And Mr.Talen said, "Instead of, delicious treats, how about delicious math homework!" Mr.Talen says.

"Its due on Monday."

So Jay and I sat there shocked. But Ray Ray on the other hand, said, 

"I don't know how to ummm, est-im-ate? quotients. Say, whats a quotient?" 

SO then she just throws it in Mike's basketball hoop.

So Ray Ray decides she had enough candy, but Jay and I just hang in there. After a while, we go to Dalton's house. We have NO idea why we went, but we did. So we find his house, and i was surprised!

His house was in the middle of the most unpopular part of jamma! And his shape was in the car! So we go to knock on the door, and Dalton's mom comes up. 

"Well hello Raymond and Jay! Dalton requested SPECIAL candy for you, Raymond!"

So i thought that was pretty nice of Dalton! So then when Dalton's mom closes her door, i dig for the candy Dalton gave me. i opened it up, and orange pumpkin goo spattered all over me. 

"Yeah Raymond... Special candy for you!"  Cracks Jay.

"Shut up." I reply 

So that was That. BUT i did get my favorite candy! i got 16 of my favorite candy! My favorite candy is Bursters. It's a mix of skittles,star burst, and sour patch. Its AWESOME!!! here is the wrapper: 

Don't ask me why they said, bursta-lic-ios... not burstalicious...  AND don't ask me why there is a guy with fire coming out of his mouth.... So my Halloween rocked! 

~Raymond

RAY RAY!

So i was at the mall with Alexis, and she KEPT ON APOLOGIZING for what happened! I kept saying" "it's fine!" "It's ok!" "It's OLD news!" " Please stop!"

          Then Dante walks up to us.

 Then Dante yelps at us, "DALTON'S COMING! APPARENTLY I STOLE HIS BUTT!" I hoped Dalton stopped that. Please stop Dalton.

"AHHHHH!" screams Dante. And there's Dalton.

"YOU FILTHY LITTLE BUTT STEALERS! WA HAHAHAHA!"

I'm gonna make Dalton stop soon.

SO Alexis and i scram home, And as soon as i get home, I start to play Animal Jam. And then,the most random thing happened. Lazers shot around the room.

Iv'e had enough randomness today. And i know who shot the lazers. Ray Ray. Ray Ray ALWAYS wanted a lazer pointer, so she got one, but not JUST a pointer.

So then i go to tell her to PLEASE STOP IT!

And she said "fine." But i'm sure she didn't mean it. Because RIGHT WHEN she said fine, Mom walked by, and Ray Ray accidentally shot her with a lazer. Ugh. Note to self, NEVER TRUST RAY RAY WITH ANYTHING.

 So Mom had to go to the hospital, and she was recovered soon. Don't do it again Ray Ray.

~Raymond

The U G L Y truth. This says it all...

So im sorry i took a long break. I had to think of idea's for this blog. and NO i will NOT stop this blog!!! Thanks, ~slugehammer

So... Wow. This day happens to be. The weirdest of all time. Soooo...... Here is today.

Do you remember when Alexis caught Dalton and Mike using a giant fan to cause crazywig's injury? So this is what it's about.

 Alexis, Blueby, Jay, Pinko, Pepsi, Crazywig, and I went to go to chew out Dalton and Mike.

"OK. Whats this about?! Hey, its Raymond, the GUY WHO STOLE MY BUTT!" Griped Dalton.

"CALM IT." yelled Mike.

"We are here to show you what you did." mellowed Pinko.

 

"What did we do??????" Questioned Mike. 

We KNEW Mike was trying to get him and Dalton out of it, so i think he's truly the victim of the injury. 

"Here is a picture of what you did." 

"HUH?" Dalton said. 

"Thats NOT us!" boomed mike. 

"OH YES IT IS! THEN HOW ARE YOU ON THE PHOTO!" Yelled Alexis. 

"Maybe because, it photo shopped? We don't even know when Alexis's birthday is!" Mike explained. 

All of us were shocked. And we were SUSPICIOUS. We all shot looks at Alexis.

Alexis finally shoots out, "OK FINE. I PHOTO SHOPPED IT! I MADE DALTON PAY THE BILL! i just really didn't like him, so i wanted him to pay the price for all of the things he's done!" 

"Alexis. That's evil." Said Jay. "You'll HAVE to go to court for that." 

"But wait..." I point out "Who WAS the person holding the fan?" 

 We were all wondering. So i asked Alexis to Erase the photoshop to show who it REALLY was. 

RAY RAY'S BEST FRIEND???  

"ok ok. I am friends with that raccoon! I just wanted to protect her!" Alexis admits. 

4 hours ago detectives realized ray ray's friend was the person who killed CRAJI MAJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

SO THAT'S WHY ALEXIS WAS TEXTING ME WEIRDLY! SHE DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT DOING THIS! 

So meanwhile at court, Alexis had to pay a fine of $250,500! 

Ugh. Alexis said she was sorry... I mean DEEEEEPPPPPLY sorry. And idk what happened to the other raccoon... And i don't want to know. So WHAT A DAY! 

"Hey friends, im sorry i did this. I don't feel right anymore. I just wanted a little attention, and i wanted to protect my friend. i feel horrible. I mean super horrible." Alexis said saddly. 

"It's ok. Just, we don't know why you would do something like this! it's MEAN. Like REALLY MEAN." 

Jay says. 

Well, soon this will be old news. And Alexis will have something added on her criminal record. 

~Raymond

CRAZY WIG!!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! OK... so i was just sitting around ant home and then i hear a familiar voice... the voice says, "come to the ice cream shop! 

 so i did. 

OMG! CRAZY WIG! HE'S OK AGAIN! WOW.... This ROCKS!  

"Remember the when Crazy Wig got injured?" said Blueby, "Yeah" i reply. Then Pinko says, " It was DALTON and MIKE that caused it.  They used a giant fan to blow his body in a funny way so he could fall badly."  Then i say kinda surprised, "how do you know this?"  Then Alexis says, "My dad was video taping for the family photo album, and when we watched the video, we just barley saw Dalton and Mike with a big fan. So we are going to get them back..." 

wow...  lets get him back  

whats wrong with her?

Ok im sorry i didn't post. i was on a vacation, and i didn't post cuz i was hanging out with my family. So now to Raymond's daily story.


so i was gonna try to talk to Alexis again and i told her my number to my cheap phone, not my good one which she has the number to my good one. I told her because i wanted to text her on my cheap one.

 but then guess who pops up. Dalton.

Guess. which thing did dalton do?



A. played patty cake with the air

B. started chewing his tail

C. being the obnoxious tiger he is, he went and told everyone

D. Started saying "You stole my butt!"


if you guessed A then you were WRONG. it was a trick question. he did both C. AND D. Well i'll have to deal with that soon.

So when i got to my house, Alexis sent me a text, and then we had a brief conversation.

 That's WAY unusual. whats wrong with her???


this post is given credit to strawberry the horse. :D you rock gringersnap!